And I guess we have to be thankful for that. You know since
we all do online banking, shopping, swiping, skyping - so much that entails
personal information and everything that could endanger our species.
Known as the Mr. Nice Guy to Shark Tank’s Mr. Wonderful, he
admits he’s a workaholic. While his high profile life may seem more demanding,
we all have a choice when it comes to our business lifestyle of whether or not
we want to give in to the demands of business both during the week and weekend.
So, take the test and tell us, are you are a workaholic?
1. You take your phone AND/OR laptop to the bathroom with
you for checking notifications Non-Game related activities such as updating
excel spreadsheets, and seeing if your stocks are plummeting or your latest
system wide team email is getting any response.
2. You’re the Buzz Lightyear of the office: You are the
first to turn the light on at the office and the last to turn it off. Your
hours are long, and you get to see both the sunrise and sunset. Essentially,
you have become both a morning and night person with your job description.
3. You’re easy; too accessible. Here is my home number, my
cell number, my pager, my fax number, my home address, my PO Box, my personal
email. I do not take sick days and what the heck is a vacation? Never heard of
one. Yeah, you over-kill, but boy do you
pack a punch in 24 hours.
4. You’re simultaneously thrilled and tired. You get a high
from all the achievements and even the lows. Every turn and set back is a
challenge, but you’re tired. Adrenaline is the body’s natural hormonal
caffeine. And we all know what happens when caffeine leaves our system. We
crash.
5. You find ways to exercise at work. You have prioritized
your life in such a way that hobbies – and even necessities such as exercise-
have become non-existent. Therefore to justify the lack of them, you have
established excuses to create healthful ways to work around this. Standing
desks; yoga ball chairs; walking to the printer more; salads on Tuesdays and skipping
the elevators once in awhile.
And these are just five signs. There are many more red flags
that exhibit signs of addiction to work and extreme affixation to office desks.
The most prevalent? Denial. Because you know what they say: Denial is not just
a river in Africa.
Now with the resumption of the sixth season Herjavec’s
workaholic ways only just getting busier: Twelve more hours on the set and
still just 24 hours in a day. And you thought you wanted to be on TV?
Here’s to the success of the sharks and all the contestants
- and the sanity and safety of our companies!
-The Green Couch
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